X-Day is HERE!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

YOU have been selected to participate the 24th or 26th annual SubGenius X-Day Drill!
Make sure to RSVP NOW! Click HERE to RSVP your spot on the SAUCERS

LOCATION:
The Land of Id Resort in Land O’ Lakes, Florida
July 2 – July 5 7 AM
$22 per person per day, $22 campsite daily [plus applicable taxes and fees]

Guests of Honor:

Rev. Ivan Stang and Dr. Howland Owll

Live Performances by
Danny Feedback – Anna Barnes – Papa Joe Mama – Rubix Pube – SubG Kids
Trotsky’s Watercooler – TTN – Too Late Show – Elvis Martini
Ray Brazen – Caller23 – Rev. Negative – Trixie von Mothersbaugh
and much, much more!

Events:

Hour of Slack with Rev. Ivan Stang
Live recordings of The Hour of Slack the Church’s Official weekly outreach program.

Ask Dr. Hal
Famed Keeper of Church Secrets Dr. Hal answers your questions.
Donations graciously encouraged

Bulldada Auction
Mysterious relics, ancient gee-gaws, and baffling curiosa ALL available for PURCHASE!
Make your Pleasure Saucer a TREASURE Saucer! CASH ONLY!

SubGenius Court
The fate of multiple SubGeniuses charged with heinous crimes will be determined in a sadistic lottery of chance!

The Black Mass Exam
Join Hypercube Labs for a painful examination of your intellect.
There are no losers, but who’d want to win?

Naked Hot Tub Bobtism
The unclean are washed! Not much changes! Praise “Bob”!

Not-A-Rave Dance Party
Multiple DJs from around the world fight for your attention and auxiliary cables!

Live Radio Broadcasts and Video Specials
On-stage iterations of multiple FreeThinkRadio shows including Fergin Friday, Big Hangover, WTF Did I Just Show?, Negative at Night, The Too Late Show and Time for the Show

The First Annual Dobbstown Olympdick Games
A series of combative-sports centered around a specific set of genitals.

Little Miss SubGenius Mutant Pageant
Contestants reveal secret talents and answer difficult questions about society, all for the crown!

Psycoustics™ Enhanced Audio-Visual Displays
Broken Machine Films will be on-hand to provide multi-dimensional video projections throughout the event, every night.

IT’S HAPPENING. THIS IS IT. ARE YOU READY?

Upon arrival, SubGeniuses will be aligned with a faction: Hypercube Laboratories or Supersphere Media Empire. Throughout the event, individuals will be put against each other various competitions of skill and luck. The team with the most points by July 5th 7AM will win the coveted X-DAY CUP, and will receive Express Priority Deluxe Boarding upon the ESCAPE VESSELS.

WITH ALL OF THE END SIGNS, DARE YOU NOT HEED THIS OPPORTUNITY!
DON’T WAIT. DON’T DELAY. DON’T THINK™.

RE: X-DAY 2021 LAST CALL

FROM DOKTOR FAUX – 6/4/2021

▓ YOUR FINAL REMINDERS ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓

▓ Campground Information:▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓

Land of Id @ The Riverboat Club

6901 Caliente Blvd, Land O’ Lakes, FL 34637

(813) 996-6008

Event Dates: Friday July 2 – Monday July 5 (7 AM)

Individual Day Pass: $22 plus applicable taxes and fees

Camping Pass: $22 per spot per night, no size restrictions

Check-Out time is 10 AM Daily, including July 5th

Campground Condensed Rules: NO Glass, NO Campfires.

Clubhouse and Pool access included with Day Pass.

Showers and Restrooms provided throughout the grounds.

Most campsites have electrical hookups, and all paths are lit.

Loud noise ends at 10PM. Do not smoke in the pool or hot tub.

Please park in the lot adjacent to the entrance.

Local Amenities:

Dollar General – 1.1 Miles – 8AM-9PM

6808 Land O’ Lakes Blvd, Land O’ Lakes, FL 34639

Publix Super Market – 2.5 Miles – 7AM-10PM

7830 Land O’ Lakes Blvd, Land O’ Lakes, FL 34638

Liquor Store closes at 9PM – Instacart Delivery Available

Local Weather:

Hot Days in upper 90’s, Evening’s mid 70’s

It can be expected to rain daily throughout summer,

with potential for Thunderstorms.

Attendees are advised to keep campsites

water-tight, with sensitive equipment

kept inside your tent or vehicle.

Typically, showers start in the early afternoon

and last 30 minutes to about two hours and

are usually safe to traverse.

UV Index reaches High to Extreme,

even through cloud cover. Sunblock suggested.

▓ Event Information:▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓

X-Day falls on a Monday, leaving the last weekend on

Earth open to celebrate! Installation crews are expected

to arrive Thursday July 1, with the event officially

beginning Friday July 2. Each day will offer open times

on the stage during the day, with emphasis on louder

acts in the afternoon and early evening.

The event is going to be audio and video recorded,

so make sure to avoid areas marked with production

signage if you do not want to be on tape.

The resort is clothing optional, resulting in NEKKIDITY.

You will more than likely come into contact with someone

exhibiting a severe textile-deficiency.

Some events require cash to participate in, like the

Bulldada Auction and Ask Dr. Hal, as well as provisions

from the Sacred Merch Table or the Holy Soda Machine.

Participants are allowed to sell their own wares, but

will be entirely responsible for all transactions.

To avoid Conspiracy interlopers and curious Pinks,

the event will comply with the local low-noise ordinance

at 10 PM. However, several events are planned for

the later hours as well as all-night movie grindhouses.

▓ Production Requests:▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓

If you want to be on-stage during X-Day, we want to facilitate that!

Due to the sheer volume of eager participants coming, it is important

that you fill out the X-Day Performer Questionnaire.

This will assist us in ensuring as many people as possible get adequate

stage time, as well as informing of us of your possible requirements.

Click Here to fill out the X-Day Performer Questionnaire

▓ YOUR DESTINY AWAITS!▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓

THE DREADED, DEVINE SCHEDULE OF DESTRUCTION

This schedule is NOT final, will change and more than likely be tossed out.

DONATE TO X-DAY XXV HERE ON gofundme

Local Attractions of Note:

Dinosaur World
Rated #1 of 19 Things to do in Plant City, Florida
“Dinosaur World is a self guided outdoor museum with over 200 life size dinosaurs in a natural setting.”
$16.95 per person plus tax
35 Miles from Land of Id

International Independent Showmen’s Museum
Rated #1 of 19 Things to do in Plant City, Florida
“over 54, 000 square feet of American Carnival and traveling show history preserving it for future generations to come.”
Admission: $12.00 for Adults
WE ARE OPEN SATURDAY AND SUNDAY FROM 12 – 5 PM. TOURS AVAILABLE BY APPOINTMENT
30 Miles from Land of Id

LOCATION:The Land of Id Resort in Land O’ Lakes, FloridaJuly 2 – July 5 7 AM$22 per person per day, $22 campsite daily [plus applicable taxes and fees]